Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism
Thursday, April 02, 2015

pur
...garbage

Ok, I'm really not that hateful, I just couldn't help but use the name of the gum in the title to describe what I really think of this product.

As an impulse purchase, perhaps my first even, I grabbed a pack of this aspartame-free gum in the Pomegranate flavour.  Like this HUGE pack as photo'd!  Since I was dehydrated, I ripped open the package in front of the cashier and threw a Chiclet-shaped/sized gum into my mouth.  And literally, right after I chewed through the shiny and hard exterior, all the flavour had dissipated.  

ZERO flavour remained as I stepped out of the store.

So in terms of fulfilling the purpose of gum, which is to freshen one's mouth, pur fails, BIG-TIME.  Why even create aspartame-free gum when it's gonna be inferior to regular gum??  

And just because an item is sold at Whole Foods and has a funky accent umlaut in the name, means squat.  Now what the heck am I going to do with the rest of this huge, freakin' package?

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posted by Stephania at 4:53 pm
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