Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism
Thursday, December 19, 2013

Avalanche Sharks

...just doesn't have the same ring as Sharknado, but it's coming to a set near you...on New Year's Day!  

I can't think of a better way to cure that hangover than watching a G-rated, CGI'd-to-death crapfest with zero boobies.  :S

Who comes up with these ideas?  Do they actually make any money?  And if so, how come it wasn't me??!!  I'd make this shit rated-R tho', but rated-G does generate more viewers which = more advertising = more $$$.

Btw, in case you care - or she'd make you watch this mess - Brooke Hogan was supposed to be in this fine feature, but dropped out due to "scheduling conflicts"?  Wtf does that Cameron Diaz on 'roids got goin' on, more plastic surgery to try to convince someone that she's not strictly dickly??!!  Or maybe making more terrible music that no one's buyin'??  

Auto-tune abuse, yo. 


posted by Stephania at 10:08 pm
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