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Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Some traditions are meant
to die.

On the Eve of Thanksgivukkah, I just wanted to put it out there that gefilte fish is gross.  In fact, all if not most Ashkenazi - wtf is your sect named after your sworn enemy?? - is just barf worthy.  Projectile barf. 

Anyway, I believe this photo accurately depicts the Taste-o-vision experience.

Gefilte fish is basically fish paté, but the colour of it is reminiscent of something out of the Holocaust, re:  greige.  To make matters worse, the only way that it's somewhat enjoyable is by downing glasses full of Manischewitz, then washed all that Welch's sugar down with water/vodka, and slathering those fish balls with horseradish...the red kind.  It's just a bad scene.

Sephardics definitely have the better food.  By far.

Happy Thanksgivukkah!  Have fun lighting those candles and discretely spitting up that gefilte into your napkin...


posted by Stephania at 11:58 am
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