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Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism Wednesday, November 27, 2013 
On the Eve of Thanksgivukkah, I just wanted to put it out there that gefilte fish is gross. In fact, all if not most Ashkenazi - wtf is your sect named after your sworn enemy?? - is just barf worthy. Projectile barf.
Anyway, I believe this photo accurately depicts the Taste-o-vision experience.
Gefilte fish is basically fish paté, but the colour of it is reminiscent of something out of the Holocaust, re: greige. To make matters worse, the only way that it's somewhat enjoyable is by downing glasses full of Manischewitz, then washed all that Welch's sugar down with water/vodka, and slathering those fish balls with horseradish...the red kind. It's just a bad scene.
Sephardics definitely have the better food. By far.
Happy Thanksgivukkah! Have fun lighting those candles and discretely spitting up that gefilte into your napkin...
Labels: Hanukkah food gefilte fish gross Ashkenazi posted by Stephania at 11:58 am |
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