Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism
Friday, October 18, 2013

Do NOT put this
down there

I'm coming down with a lil' something something (re:  dry throat), so I went to Whole Foods to pick up some Oil of Oregano...+ a coffee + pumpkin muffin.

I've never used OoO before, but lotsa people swear by it and it's known as "nature's anti-microbial, anti-fungal, anti-inflammatory", etc.  You're supposed to put a few drops of the tincture underneath your tongue OR mix it with some water and drink it.

Anyway, I picked up the bottle to read the label and it said something to the effect of, "Do not use on your genitals".  Umm...ok.  Why the fuck not?/why the fuck would anyone even think of using Oil of Oregano on their pee-pee???

Since the internet has all the answers, I googled it - no photos, btw :( - and apparently OoO is a common "cure" for crotch cooties.  

(Some poor and desperate soul probably used it and it burnt off their clit off so that explains how the disclaimer ended up on the bottle.) 

Personally, I can't vouch for that remedy, but I will be able to report on the efficacy of this developing cold within the new few days...  


posted by Stephania at 5:36 pm
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