Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism
Saturday, March 30, 2013

Don't steal
MY IDEA!!!

I was looking at a map of Southern Ontario when this brilliant idea came to my head:  Why doesn't someone just build a bridge from Toronto --> Niagara Falls???

Why drive around a body of water when I can just drive across a bridge, saving on time, gas/money?  North America's soo inefficient!

The answer's probably MONEY.  Money always gets in the damn way!

Ok, fine.  If there's no money for my bridge, can we at least get some shuttle ferries goin'??

I read about all those lottery winners who lose their fortune within a few short years.  I do not feel any sympathy for them 'cause if I had a million dollars, I'd find a way to get a million MORE, re: bridge, ferry, etc.

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posted by Stephania at 2:36 am
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