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Monday, July 16, 2012

Jonah Falcon, World's Largest Penis :S

Meet Jonah Falcon, title holder for World's Largest Penis at 9.5" flaccid and 13.5" erect.  Surprisingly, Jonah isn't in the porn industry.  Commendable, but a bit odd, I find.
   
A young Jonah, picture on the left - turn on!  A more current Jonah, picture on the right - confusion/with the exception of the black tee, there's no safe place for my eyes to land!

Thankfully, God has never presented me with a real life "Jonah Falcon" sitch which would've kept me in a land of confusion. However, I've had the opposite of a Jonah Falcon, i.e. good looking with small parts, and that was a no-brainer for me! 

I guess this is God's way of balancing things out?? Sorta like fat chicks with fat boobies.

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