Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism
Monday, February 20, 2012

Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Elizabeth

You are too damn young to dress that damn old! (She's 24, not 42, people!) Please stop using Hilary Clinton's stylist. :(

I know that blonds age badly, but dayuuummm. You're going the way of Cameron Diaz...in Ann Taylor!

Pearls aren't becoming on you. Neither is coiffed hair. A choppy bob would suit you better. You definitely hafta edge-up your look unless you're aiming to be a member of congress!

I realise that you were a former kidnapping victim and probably went through some pretty traumatic shit, but c'mon! That crazy, cult couple, didn't also rob you of your youth, did they??

That republican look has got to go!!!


posted by Stephania at 1:15 am
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