Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
I bumped into a high school classmate and although she hadn't gained a significant amount of weight, very common with people who you haven't seen in like a decade, she looked HORRIBLE.
She had absolutely no makeup on, which when you look tired, doesn't help the cause. (<-- It's amazing what a lil' YSL Touche Eclat can do!) She had dark bags under her eyes and although she had great cheekbones, her cheeks were sallow.
(Okay, maybe I was exaggerating when I said that she looked HORRIBLE. Maybe au naturale is a better description? She's just a pretty girl who wasn't maximising her potential.)
Anyway, after a friendly greeting, I asked if she had kids...as that would seriously explain her appearance.* None, with no plans of having any ankle biters, both in the near and distant future. Sounds like my kinda gal! ;)
After a bit more prodding, she just blurted out that she just got married...to a woman. Suddenly, all the puzzle pieces fell into place. It all made sense now. She's a I-don't-give-a-fuck lesbian without being the worst kind, the ones who wear their pajamas out in public. Oh the humanity!
So question, how come there's such a huge discrepancy with real-life vs. porn lesbians??
* My mother-friends have kept themselves pretty well, but I've seen some pretty bad mothers out in public who just look as though they haven't slept in days and rolled out of bed. Probably more truth than analogy!
posted by Stephania at 10:45 am
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