Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
The Frankenstein Experiment
Although I'm the perfect age for breeding - notice that I didn't say mating - I don't think I want kids at this moment in time. Why? Simply put: Kids are annoying.
Let's just say there's a mutual dislike between me and these ankle-biters. We're both receivers. They're manipulative and I'm onto their game. All in all, it's not a good match.
I've put a lot of thought into this and the only viable reason why I'd potentially squeeze the proverbial "watermelon out of a straw" is purely egotistical: I'm curious to see how my+sig other's DNA will look like when mixed.
Too bad there's not one of those morphing photo booth's kickin' 'round. And too bad they're not accurate. Photographic evidence is waaay less commitment than a miniature human being.
P.S. What's that saying again about pregnancy being the worst STD?
posted by Stephania at 7:26 pm
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