Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism
Thursday, August 06, 2009
"If I Were A Rich Man" (1971)
This is my prayer.
I have problems paying my bills on-time. And it's not as if I don't have the funds to cover them, I just procrastinate...to the point of anxiety. The stress builds and builds until I finally pay them off, online, and then there's a sense of relief/release. Sorta like pricking an overblown balloon with a needle.
Luckily, I can safely say that I don't have a spending problem. I just haven't been making lotsa $$$ lately while I hafta continue living. Plus, I'm not a fan of depriving myself - within reason.
It's not my goal to be/marry rich, but I just wished that I had enough money to pay for a personal assistant whose job would be to collect my bills and pay them, through my account, so I wouldn't hafta deal.
Btw, depending on where you live + how many distractions you have at your disposal, I'd imagine being a stay-at-home, wealthy housewife a pretty mind-numbing role.
On the other hand, I do wish that I could biddy biddy bum. That sounds fun!
P.S. It's motherfuckin' hammertime on eBay tonight! Time to hawk more of my wares.
posted by Stephania at 2:32 pm
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