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Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism Friday, August 14, 2009  Ed Swiderski: Jew or Gentile?For the umpteenth time, I'm soo over this season's Bachelorette, Jillian (bad girl, you didn't listen!), & her poor choice of E.d. With that said, I noticed that some of you are still googling about whether or not "winner", Ed Swiderski is Jewish. So I thought that I'd throw in my 2 cents... There is NO WAY Ed's Jewish - unless it's on his mother's side. (In that case, anyone's fair game!) First of all, look at that nose. Pure WASP. I realise that it's common for Jews to shave down the schnoz, but that's more with the women as bigger noses are seen as a masculine attribute. No self-respecting Jew, that I know of, has tweaked his nose. Like the Star of David, a large nose is usually worn proudly; as you know what they say about guys with big noses...  Secondly, there is absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to the classic Jew faces of Hollywood, eg. Jerry Seinfeld, Adam Sandler, Larry David, or Woody Allen. None! --> Use this as your point of reference.From what I remember, Ed has blue eyes and this is atypical of Jews as it's an Aryan characteristic, i.e. no-no. *shakes index finger* Thirdly, when I see "Swiderski", I think Polish. Yes, there are Polish Jews, but they have different surnames that do not include "Swiderski". In addition, did you see his parents? Yeah, Goyim. Last, but certain not least, Jewish people tend to have more...uh...zing, life to them. Ed = Dead. They are known to be self-deprecating, but he didn't have this quality. He was just flat 'n dull like one of those pebbles that you skip the lake with! There you go. Comment if you must. Labels: Bachelorette 2009 Jillian Harris Ed Swiderski not Jewish Jew posted by Stephania at 12:43 am |
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