Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism
Thursday, April 09, 2009
Lube is expensive!
I am writing in regards to your Sensual Mist product. The name is quite fitting as it describes, perfectly, the level of protection it provides. It's thin....very thin and not in a good way!
Like pantyhose and thong underwear, certainly this particular line was created by a man, with a man's pleasure in mind.
At first, I thought that the spray application would be convenient to use. However, this was before it ricocheted from my partner's peen back onto my face! Other sexual outtakes include my privates/hand...back onto my face.
If this wasn't bad enough, the 'mist' literally feels like baby oil. (Perhaps it is because there is no list of ingredients.) And even pre-pubescent boys know that baby oil just won't cut it!
Before I end this letter, may I leave you with two parting words: CHAFE CITY.
P.S. Can you please inform me why lubricant is soo expensive?
posted by Stephania at 12:01 am
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