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Tuesday, December 09, 2008
"Short Dick Man"
Lessons in Online Dating #2: Height/Dick Ratio
The worst things you can say about a guy is to either criticise the size of his dick &/or skills in the bedroom.
That being said, this post is in no way some childish *poke* at any of my past dates. ;) Just purely my observations. That's all. Remember, I'm a lady.
I'm also in no way, shape, or form a slut, and I wanted to make this statement before I proceed...
Now, the thing that surprised me the most out of all this dating stuff is that there is absolutely no way to gauge the size of a man's peen without actually seeing it with thine own eyes. NO WAY. Not by his height, size of hands, feet, race, etc. etc.
(Note: I never had a chance to date either Chocolate or fellow Yellow Bruthas. Maybe next time 'round?)
In fact, a coupla of my taller dates had the smallest peens that I have ever seen!
Unfortch, through my experience, small peens does = not good in bed.
So sorry single ladies to make things even harder for you all! :( I know it's rough out there.
posted by Stephania at 12:03 am
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