Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism
Monday, September 03, 2007
There were so many clips of Daddy Yankee's "Gasolina" to choose from, it was difficult to decide. However, I think we have a winner with this homemade, hottie amateur dancing to the track. Doesn't look like he's joke dancin'.
(Some of the other YouTubes featuring scantily clad, not-sure-if-this-is-a-kid-or-not were very questionable as to whether or not I'd be arrested for watching kiddie porn. If you do not believe me, please search for them yourselves. At least I will not be sittin' in a jail cell by myself for this oversight!)
I've got to say, songs like this really crack me up. It reminds me of a coupla things: 1) old Chinese fogeys ballroom dancing to just about any song at a wedding. Seriously. I joke you not. I guess the argument can be, "at least they're having fun", blah, blah, blah and 2) Drunk a$$, rich, White kids on Spring Break. On some island resort. Making a damn fool of themselves at a bar. Trying to get into the panties of unsuspecting local girls who think that they're Prince Charming and will get them, along with their large, immediate and extensive, into the U.S. of A.
It is for the above reason that I absolutely refuse to dance to such "anthems" - unless someone has slipped something into my drink. And I'm on a resort. On some island.
Anyway, Daddy Yankee Jr. here goes from slapping his bitch 'round --> buffing his car --> straight-up jerkin' off. He actually grabs his crotch quite a few times - is this on purpose/a "guy thing"??
I can only take about 50 secs. of this before I'm tempted to press "Stop". I just kept watching 'cause I wanted to see if he'd take off his shirt - and he does @ 1:55!!! - and if anyone would "accidentally" walk into the room. Possibly turning into a porn.
What am I thinking? It's YouTube. This is quite possibly the longest 4:40 on earth.
Btw, shuddap to those bitches who are saying, "Well, at least he looks like he's having fun!"
posted by Stephania at 1:15 am
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