selvaggiamente.

My ~~600~~-lb Life

Never say never, but I'm almost positive that it is just not in me to qualify for TLC's My 600-lb Life. First of all, I'm 4'10", so I'd probably burst open before I'd even reach 300-lbs!

Having said that, my Winter of "hibernating like a bear" and eating like a food blogger may be over 'cause I feel damn gross. I haven't seen the inside of a gym in like 2 months.

Besides, Candy Crush keeps crashing on my phone. I think it's trying to tell me something. I may also have OPD, Obsessive Personality Disorder. So keep crack away from me.

My New Year's goal is to be fit. Not surburban fit, but urban fit. There's a difference.