Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
* real name/photo withheld
Itar is my Italian cobbler. I don't see him often, but when I do, he is always looking for an engagement ring, asking me about my marital status, and giving me some life lessons. So I thought that I'd share some of the stuff that he told me about today:
- men are pigs, even married men. The older they get, the bigger the pig
- men are all the same
- women are pigs too
- the majority of women in North America dresses for comfort, re: they dress like shit
- children are like a little "lock" between the parents. If a couple has a place together, that would be even better 'cause that would make a man think twice before he cheats
- don't give your man a reason to cheat on you, keep in shape, dress feminine, comb your hair, and put on some makeup
I wonder what lessons await me when I pick up my shoes??
posted by Stephania at 10:26 pm
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