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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Lessons from Itar

* real name/photo withheld

Itar is my Italian cobbler.  I don't see him often, but when I do, he is always looking for an engagement ring, asking me about my marital status, and giving me some life lessons.  So I thought that I'd share some of the stuff that he told me about today:

-  men are pigs, even married men.  The older they get, the bigger the pig

-  men are all the same

-  women are pigs too

-  the majority of women in North America dresses for comfort, re:  they dress like shit

-  children are like a little "lock" between the parents.  If a couple has a place together, that would be even better 'cause that would make a man think twice before he cheats

-  don't give your man a reason to cheat on you, keep in shape, dress feminine, comb your hair, and put on some makeup

I wonder what lessons await me when I pick up my shoes??


posted by Stephania at 10:26 pm
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