Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism
Friday, May 17, 2013
I was done with The Undateables a while back, so I found this "documentary" about 40-somethings who resort to sex surrogates in order to pop their rotting cherries. Crude, but true.
("Documentary" because as per this article, someone over at The Sun reported that the male subject, Clive, was actually a hired actor. If Clive's an actor then give this bloke a BAFTA!!!)
Moving on, the female subject in this piece, Rosie, 29yo, claims to have had horrible, sexual experiences (kissing, touching) in the past, including being molested. Ok, that would stop - or either fuel - anyone's path to intimacy. Another problem that Rosie has? She thinks men smell like a mix between aftershave + ham. :S
Btw, how does one become a sex surrogate anyway? At $300/hr, for a humanitarian version of prostitute, it doesn't sound like an awful gig...unless the partner smelt like aftershave + ham.
Anyway, if you're interested in watching the same shit as me, i.e. you're fucked up too, 40 Year Old Virgins is on YouTube here.
posted by Stephania at 12:49 am
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