Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism Tuesday, September 25, 2012 Blond hair, blue eyes, muscles, ZZzzz...You've have finally lost me, ABC. Sean Lowe looks as bland as a pile of mashed potatoes, yo! No buttah, chives, or sour cream to spruce that shit up. The ONLY way for this show to be resuscitated in my eyes is if it's revealed that: 1) dude is a virgin; 2) his sexual exploits are broadcasted on the show...with the hos; 3) it turns into porn, & or; 4) they add some chocolate, caramel, butterscotch flavoured chicks into the mix. Labels: Sean Lowe new ABC Bachelor 2012 boring posted by Stephania at 9:00 pm |
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