Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism
Thursday, November 24, 2011
I don't need a doctor, I just need a prescription!
In the wee hours of the morning, I woke up, hacking. And for some reason, "post-nasal drip" just came to mind.
I was determined that I didn't have the flu 'cause I'm anti-flu shot. (So I'd be damned if that is what I was stricken with!) Actually I'm anti-all these new vaccines 'cause I don't think they've undergone enough long-term testing. And I swear that they trigger other diseases, so that is why I refuse to get 'em! So far, so good.
Anyway, I was able to get a last minute appointment with my doctor. And guess what the diagnosis was? A cold with post-nasal drip. *rolls eyes* C'MON! Why not be a bit creative here? It is for this very reason why I hate going to any doctor.
Aside from gyno and other internal probs, I can basically diagnose myself. Unfortunately, I don't have the qualifications, i.e. additional letters after my name, to write a prescription! Btw, can a dr. self-prescribe?
P.S. My dr must trust me as she prescribe a narcotic-strength cough syrup, complete with a "codone" ending. So if I don't wake up tomorrow, blame Conrad Murray!
posted by Stephania at 10:23 pm
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