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Rage Against Suburban Zombie-ism Monday, March 22, 2010  SFW Porn? Wanna desperately check porn, but can't 'cause work's gettin' in the way? Now, thanks to one of Tiger Woods' former-mistress/porn star, Joslyn James has granted your wish! Joslyn has generously published "sexts" from Tiger...for free! (Doesn't sound like a very smart business woman, but then again, would anyone pay to read these supposed messages?) With the exception of a .jpeg of Joslyn, in her hot days, on the left of the screen, the site's pretty safe for work...graphics-wise. May I suggest temporarily using your computer screen as a (light) coat hanger, on the left side, while you peruse Tiger's inner workings? Actually, I'm being sarcastic. Mr. Chicklet Teeth has disappointed me. :( Nothing I haven't heard b4. Click here to read the unsexy texts, if that's your thang.  Btw, what. the. fuck. happened to Joslyn's porn hotness? It seems as though it has entirely vaporised through scandal! Not only does Joslyn have a crappy business sense, but she's also not well versed in PR.If you're a player in any sex scandal, that is the opportunity to turn on the HOT, full blast! It is certainly neither the time to cover up those plastic titties nor cut off those hair extensions, and replace with a schoolmarm wig. Tsk, tsk. Learn from Homewrecker #1, Rachel Uchitel. Labels: Tiger Woods cheating affair other women Joslyn James porn star sexts sexting website posted by Stephania at 2:57 pm |
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